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I’ll be your host for this evening, Blue Carmilla Von Karnstein! If you like PUNKS, if you like MONSTERS, if you like to GET GAY, GET BATTY, or GET WILD, then this is the place to be, babe!

You can call me Blue, Carm, or Wolf!

If you’ve been watching for awhile, you may also remember me as vrala, hoodling, or infernopunk. But that was then, and this is now.

Somethings stay the same however! For those of you new to the party, I’m a transgenderqueer lesbian furry artist in my 20′s, I use she/it pronouns, and I’m based on the East Coast. I specialize in furred dragons, Sapphic art, mythical creatures, punk shit, and being a useless gay vampire dragon. I’m your Dragon Queen, hopelessly romantic lesbian vampire, and punky menace. And I steal hats from the nearby village. 

Also my wife is @fangypeach​ and I bite her ears every day.

I LOVE asks! This blog also functions as an ask blog for my sona and OCs. Feel free to send me an ask, send one of my characters an ask, or drop something in my submissions box if you’d like to make a sacrifice. My toyhou.se is here! I also love tags and replies, as all artists do. 

Links to most of my socials are on my carrd, where you can also find my commission prices and TOS. My NSFW blog is here! If you like what I do, and want to leave a tip, my ko-fi is here, and tips will be set up on this blog whenever I get ballsy enough to trust tumblr with my financial information. I also stream art on twitch with my wife co-hosting, and info for that and both of us can be found on our joint carrd!

YOU MUST BE 18+ TO FOLLOW OR INTERACT WITH THIS BLOG, AS WELL AS COMMISSION ART FROM ME OF ANY KIND. 🔞

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Anonymous inquired:

How do you become a vampire?

Asking for a friend

by completing a blood ritual that involves mutual consumption of blood with someone who’s already a vampire. or i suppose you could make a deal with the devil? it’s not any of my business

Anonymous inquired:

Nice fangs, did you grow them yourself?

you haven’t unlocked that part of my backstory yet, sorry.

Anonymous inquired:

Do you partake in any shower foods/beverages, or are you more the "I'm here to do a job and then get out" type?

nah listen, this depends on the day, but that isn’t to say shower orange hasn’t changed my life. and who would deny that shower beer also rules. however, NOTHING beats a mimosa in an epsom salt bath. i’m a big advocate for baths, they’re not gross if you shower before or after.

but like some days that’s too much and i just wanna get clean get out

Anonymous inquired:

Is your cock beyond mortal comprehension?

Anonymous inquired:

Do you have any pets? (Wife does not count)

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just my pet rock Chunk

dejaysus:

I thought you might like these moss-filled pawprints in concrete which I saw earlier. :-)

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ID: a row of medium sized pawprints, most likely a dog’s, dried into the concrete of a pavement kerb. Time and rain has filled the pawprints in with green moss or lichen. The pavement is glowing in the sunlight and you can see the sitting shadow of a dog beside me.

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ID: A closeup on one of the moss/lichen pawprints, almost perfectly filled in.

thattallthembo:

the “omg we totally Should smoke together” to “ffffuck it’s so deep” pipeline is potent y'all 👀

jermarvin:

think about lesbian sex on. the. clock.

what’s a neck? i learn by touching things with my teeth by the way

Anonymous inquired:

Your ask box fuckin slaps

yeah everyone tends to be pretty cool! :3c

fangypeach:

fangypeach:

hey yall can you help two trans queers survive?

Im sorry to be doing this again but I only have a part time job that pays $12/hr and with new financial burdens thrust on my partner and I (we had to take over her car entirely so new loan and now its under my car insurance so that rate went up) coupled with rent being raised, utilities raising across the board in general and my small hours and pay (im still doing 30-35 hrs but $12/hr minus taxes does not bring a ton) and my continuous credit card debt and I still owe the IRS taxes.

Everything is frankly rough since my partners father passed in May and I need to ask for help until I land a fulltime position (I am feverishly applying to places but the job market is incredibly tough here and highly competitive and I have no degree) I on behalf of me and my wife need to humbly ask for any help you can spare, we just want to pay our bills and eat and my paychecks are hardly covering gas and eating so any help $1 even, helps us keep afloat until I land a better job.

TL;DR: Finances are a mess and we have no food in the house and a pile of bills need any donations anyone can safely spare.

Hi just an update but without any help I am for sure going to overdraft my bank accounts tomorrow and I am definitely not going to make rent this month let alone bills and utilities without help. My hours have been drastically cut since July 4th and my paychecks are barely even $300 if I am lucky. I have an interview with a better job on Tuesday but obviously i wont ve transitioned out of this job before rent and bills are due so I desperately have to ask for any hand you can lend big or small. Sorry and thank you.

Anonymous inquired:

collars with little bells on them?

won’t work, i already know how to hunt around the bell

Anonymous inquired:

immediate mental image of seeing Blue ripping the neck/chest anon to shreds

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Anonymous inquired:

Soup and bread are making out sloppy style #yuri

you get it